Quotes
Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
Joel: Valentine's Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Joel: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?